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Wednesday, July 12th, 2006
8:43 am	The Sarah Wears Prada. I dreamt that I was the new hire for the whole scenario going on in the movie, "The Devil Wears Prada." I knew I wouldn't be able to do something so extreme as to get Maryl Streep an unpublished copy of the new Harry Potter book, and I also knew I wouldn't work the heinous hours that were expected of me. I only wanted the job for the clothes, and was aware that all it took was 5 minutes on board to have access to the company closet o' goodness. So, I was given an outfit by the other assisant (the one from the movie), and it took me a really long time to change. Then, I noticed that a heel was missing from one of my boots. At first, I thought I had one foot shorter than the other, but then, I figured it out. I went and found the assistant, and she was about to get into the elevator. She asked where the hell I'd been, and I told her I didn't care, as I knew I wouldn't last long at that place anyways. I assumed I'd probably just quit within the next twenty minutes, after I checked out the closet, if I didn't get fired before. She laughed as the elevator began to open. Then, she and about five other girls who worked for Runway started FREAKING out, RACING into the elevator, trying to get into it before it shut, elbowing each other in the throat. I tried to get in it too, but they were so damn wild and all over the place that I just stepped back and said, "Whoa...," and waited behind, pressing the button for another elevator. The second I pressed the button, the elevator came, and I laughed to myself, wondering why those girls were all having a heart attack over the same elevator, when the other three were open and empty. (Comment on this)
Monday, June 12th, 2006
9:11 am	DUI I dreamt I got a DUI from driving stoned. Not good, not good at all. Then, the other night, I dreamt I was walking past someone's closet that was made out of asphault, and there was a creepy blue light shining from a crack in the ground. I looked through it, and underneath the road was two men working with their crazy computers, planning an attack on the world. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, June 7th, 2006
9:14 am	Chanel. I keep having these recurring dreams of me going to Piedmont in San Francisco (costume shop) to get a bunch of pairs of their awesome, cheap earrings. Well, everytime I go (in my dream), they are practically out of earrings, and it absolutely breaks my heart. In last night's dream, I bought a really ugly pair of earrings that were dollar bills with hooks shoved through them. The owner approached me and asked if I wanted to model for Chanel, and I said yes. Then, she informed me that before I began, I'd need to lose 40 pounds. I went on to tell her that I'd die if I lost 40 pounds, as I only weigh 115 right now, and she said it didn't matter. "40 pounds or nothing." I asked her how I was supposed to go about doing that, and she said, "drink nothing but carrot juice, and don't eat." No thanks! (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, June 2nd, 2006
1:03 pm	Zo Zo Bear. Last night, I dreamt that Zoey wanted to be some sort of water bear, so, she went to water bear world and started trying to become part of their tribe. One of the things you needed before becoming a swim around water bear, was to have a portion of your spine removed and your butt tucked under, that way you could hold yourself up in the water. So, I had to go rescue her so she wouldn't do something so idiotic, and, I ended up swimming around in dark water, holding her up so she wouldn't drown. All I wanted was to get her out of there. She need not be a water bear. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, May 24th, 2006
2:27 pm	Prom. I dreamt that I was at prom (wtf?!) all alone, and I was pissed because no one there was cool. I saw all these stupid bubbleheads that I went to high school with, and they were still just as lame as ever. I was walking around wondering why I was even there in the first place, so eventually, I checked out of my room (right behind the dance floor) and bailed. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Monday, May 22nd, 2006
8:47 am	I lack self-confidence. I dreamt that I got to hang out with Rory and the entire "younger" cast of the Gilmore girls in Connecticut. It was awesome. I asked Rory 3497238473 questions about the show, and she got annoyed with me. They all told me that France was only a fifteen minute drive from Connecticut, so, I asked why Logan flew there (on the show) instead of driving (even though he really went to London). They said it made things more dramatic for the audience, as though his leave was permanent. I asked why Rory was upset when he left, as though she wouldn't see Logan for an entire year, when he was only a short drive away. I was so confused. Then, we all went and saw Coldplay. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Monday, May 15th, 2006
9:05 am	I dreamt that Jess died. It was super sad. (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, May 10th, 2006
8:20 am	Olympics. I dreamt that I was in the Olympics, but I couldn't do anything. I played soccer for seven years as a child (in real life), but in my dream, I couldn't even kick the ball. I kept kicking really hard at the damn thing, and I'd miss it, kicking nothing but air. So, I decided to join the swim team instead. Yet, I couldn't hold my breath long enough to swim from one end of the pool to the other. I made some friends, and one of them sold me her CD for three dollars. (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, May 8th, 2006
8:44 am	Randomness. Last night, I dreamt that (in just one weekend) Dorothy and her husband divorced, she re-married, and was already living with her new husband in "South Reno." I was trying to get details from her (on the phone) about what'd happened, but she wouldn't stop eating for long enough to tell me anything. The night before, I dreamt that I had been living with Jess for a week, and he kicked me out. So, David came to help me move all my shit, and we didn't have enough room for all of my stuff in his truck. I asked Jess to help us, and he said 'no.' His friend Steve gave me a hug, and I was crying. I couldn't wait to get out of his house, but every time I thought I was done packing, I'd find a whole other room that was full of my stuff to be moved. I also dreamt that I was driving around in winter slippery-ness in Tahoe, and I kept crashing. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Monday, April 24th, 2006
9:36 am	Dad. I dreamt that my family and I went to Bully's to have some drinks before a concert, and my father showed up (as a see-able ghost) to pay us a visit. I was so happy to see him, but he seemed so lethargic and skinny. I kept telling everyone that it wasn't him, that my dad would be happier to see us, and that he wasn't that skinny. My mom believed it was him, but I didn't. I saw a scar on his right ankle, and asked my mom if he had that when he was alive. She said yes, and again, tried to convince me that it was him. So, I went to play soccer. During the game, I kept saying to myself, "Dad, if that was really you at the restaurant, show yourself again, and I'll believe you." Then, my mom's voice popped into my head and she said what she said to me in real life, at the Bob Dylan concert, "Sarah, he's not always going to show up in the way you want him to. Let him show up the way he wants to." I kept looking everywhere for my father's face at my game, as I used to as a child, and then all of a sudden, I raced up to the soccer ball and did some amazing thing with it. I don't know what it was, but I remember being too tired to do anything sportsy the right way in the dream, yet, I was able to do it with my father's presence behind me. I did SOMETHING fabulous that won me $10,000 dollars, so immediately, I went on a house hunt for the perfect place for Zoey and myself. So, I guess if I had that kind of money, that's the first thing I'd do. Then, I knew that it was my father who stood behind me and scored me that money, and I immediately was able to believe that it was him at the restaurant, just on a bad day. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Friday, April 21st, 2006
8:30 am	Albino. I dreamt that there were a bunch of Albino's running around the streets of San Francisco, just having had left a wedding party. I turned to my friend and said, "Why are they all Albino's?" It was really weird. There was an entire herd of them! I also dreamt that George (this old, hippy guy I work with) came to work wearing pajama pants underneath a dress suit, and the PJ pants were tucked into his socks...and his pants were high-waters, so it showed his checkered jammies underneath. It was bad. But then, people started making fun of him, and it hurt my feelings a lot. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, April 13th, 2006
8:30 am	Law and Order. I dreamt that David got tickets to go see Dick Wolf (the writer of all the different series o' Law and Order), and I wanted to go with him. He wouldn't let me go with him, so, I told him I'd trade him his Dick Wolf tickets for my Bob Dylan tickets. He still wouldn't, so, I got pissed and snuck into the Dick Wolf show with him. Dick Wolf was weird looking with long hair, and I kept trying to hit on him. Interesting. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Friday, April 7th, 2006
10:45 am	Oh yeah. I also dreamt that some crazy dudes were trying to break into my car. So, I called 911 and told the cops to get down there and bust them. They sent over some forest ranger who was an undercover cop, and he was "hiding out" in my house to wait for the car theives to come back. My car was thrashed and had tons of bullet holes in it from where they were trying to shoot their way in. Then, the dude wouldn't even arrest them, because he said they weren't there to steal my car, they were there to find something that I had inside it. I was pissed. And one of the dudes that was trying to yoink my ride was a Mexican man with major BLING BLING around his neck. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
9:58 am	Eden. I had a dream that I made out with Eden (again), and also ate a really disgusting pop tart. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, April 4th, 2006
8:52 am	Two words. Wrong Way. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, March 29th, 2006
8:18 am	Nicole Amber? No thanks. I dreamt that I all of a sudden had a newborn daughter named Nicole Amber. I would NEVER name my child that! Anyways, my family and I were all on a trip, and they were helping me take care of her. Also, Yvette's son Nevin was playing with her, and told me he didn't like her. I kept saying, "Remember, Nevin. She's only four days old. She'll mature." (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006
8:42 am	Chanel. I dreamt that the $400.00 pair of Chanel glasses that my aunt got me broke. They got all flimsy in the middle and just cracked in half. Well, I have a warranty on them, so, I went to the local Chanel store to get a new pair...my warranty says if anything happens to them, I get new ones for free. This bitch that worked there tried to sell me a $235.00 ugly pair of Chanel's instead of giving me my free ones. I told her I wanted the glasses I already had, and she could take those other little ugly ones out of my life. Then, she started saying that my new ones (of the pair I already had) would cost $180.00. I told her they were supposed to be free, and she wouldn't listen to me. So, I screamed, "I'M A COLLEGE STUDENT! I DON'T JUST HAVE TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS LAYING AROUND." And that was that. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, March 23rd, 2006
8:40 am	Zoey. I dreamt that some dude wanted to buy Zoey from me for $400.00. For a minute, I was going to let him. But when he showed up, I realized that no money in the world is worth my dog. I had my friend (who was friends with the guy who wanted her) tell him that I was no longer interested. I figured he would have been good to her, but I'm her mommy, and I'll be better. (Comment on this)
Wednesday, March 22nd, 2006
8:22 am	Stalker. I dreamt I had a stalker, and Jess was protecting me from him. The guy was standing up against a car in a random parking lot, and when I walked passed him, he tried to chase me. Jess was nearby, and managed to scare him off. But, the guy was determined to get me. No likey. (Comment on this)
Tuesday, March 21st, 2006
8:27 am	Dreamland. First, I dreamt that I decided to bring Jess to a family party of mine, and I was completely confused as to why I would even bother to do so. The entire time, I was freaked out, wondering why I was putting myself in that rocky position, and wondering what everyone was going to think of it. They didn't seem to care much, though. It was interesting. THEN, THEN, I dreamt that I went to some hotel in San Francisco with my dog Zoey and her "twin," and they wouldn't let my two dogs stay with me, even though I'd been to that hotel with them a million times before. So, things got bitchy. I told the girls they let my dogs stay before, and asked why they wouldn't now, and they were being total assholes. So, I busted out the 'tude and got in an argument with them, and then loudly demanded, "I want to talk to your manager!" I went back to the manager's office, and she wasn't there. Upon returning to the front desk, I noticed that the girls were talking shit about me. When they saw that I was back, one girl told the other girl to be quiet. I went, "SHHHHHHHHHHHH, STOP TALKING SHIT ABOUT HER, SHE'S BACK!" and made fun of the jerks, then left. (Comment on this)